Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Brendan Ryan--St. Louis Cardinals

classification: circus strong-man stache

similar whiskers: Bill "The Butcher Cutting, Evander Holyfield, Rollie Fingers


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brendan Ryan knows how it feels to live during the American Industrial Revolution...because of this facial hair.

Brendan Ryan knows how it feels to be referred to as a "black turned inside out" as he understands the immigrant Irish experience of the late 20th and early 21st centuries...because of this facial hair.

Brendan Ryan knows what it is like to tie a woman to the railroad tracks while laughing hysterically...because of this facial hair.



Aaron

Bryan Burke said...

Very well put, Aaron.