Rickey Henderson -- New York Yankees

classification: teen stache

similar whiskers: John Candalaria, Che Guevara, Ron Artest, Orlando Bloom

Lanny McDonald--Calgary Flames

classification: brush fire

similar whiskers: Carney Lansford, Cornel West, Goose Gossage

Bill Lee -- Montreal Expos

classification: biblical

Thou need not herd sheep nor talk with God to effectively rock this ancient growth.



similar whiskers: Jake Plummer, Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ

Drew Gooden -- Dallas Mavricks

classification: surreal

Like all truly great pieces of art, this beard is open to interpretation.

similar whiskers: Scot Pollard, this guy, Leia beard

Pau Gasol -- Los Angeles Lakers

classification: drifter
This scraggly look is just passing through, but it wouldn't mind making a couple of bucks on the way.

similar whiskers: Lyle Alzado, Big Ben, Joaquin Phoenix

Clay Zavada--Arizona Diamondbacks

classification: pirate

Such a mustache requires a lot of limes to fight off scurvy.

similar whiskers: Rollie Fingers,Mona Lisa,Jack Sparrow

Johnny Damon -- New York Yankees

classification: caveman

Is his face being swallowed by his beard? I don't know. Because I'm just a caveman---that's how I think.

similar whiskers: Kimbo Slice, Gimli, Mike Commadore