Jayson Werth: Washington Nationals

Classification: Knight Of The Round Table
Similar Whiskers: Errol Flynn, Monty Python, Brian Wilson, Alexi Lalas

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.

Brett Keisel: Pittsburgh Steelers

classification: Nordic
Similar whiskers: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Homeless Ron Burgundy, Hagar The Terrible, Ragnar

This beard carries a club and plunders new land.

Ronnie Cedeno--Pittsburgh Pirates

classification: no-stache

Sometimes you just gotta fake it.

similar whiskers: Bobby Valentine, Arturo Mendes, Mike Mussina, this person

Bobbie Williams--Cincinnati Bengals

classification: playoff beard
similar whiskers: Canada, Al Gore,Z

For those who actually grow out their loyalty.

Rob Ryan--Oakland Raiders

Classification: Santa Beard

Dammit! Santa really is a Raiders fan. Figures.

Similar Whiskers: Obi-Wan, Ernest Hemingway, Sporty Santa, Spider

Joe Flacco--Baltimore Ravens

Classification: unibrow
similar whiskers: Bernard Gilkey, Wally Moon, her, Groundskeeper Willy
This quarterback has the arm of a cannon and the eyebrow of a cyclops.

Brendan Ryan--St. Louis Cardinals

classification: circus strong-man stache

similar whiskers: Bill "The Butcher Cutting, Evander Holyfield, Rollie Fingers