Joe Flacco--Baltimore Ravens

Classification: unibrow
similar whiskers: Bernard Gilkey, Wally Moon, her, Groundskeeper Willy
This quarterback has the arm of a cannon and the eyebrow of a cyclops.

Brendan Ryan--St. Louis Cardinals

classification: circus strong-man stache

similar whiskers: Bill "The Butcher Cutting, Evander Holyfield, Rollie Fingers

Rickey Henderson -- New York Yankees

classification: teen stache

similar whiskers: John Candalaria, Che Guevara, Ron Artest, Orlando Bloom

Lanny McDonald--Calgary Flames

classification: brush fire

similar whiskers: Carney Lansford, Cornel West, Goose Gossage

Bill Lee -- Montreal Expos

classification: biblical

Thou need not herd sheep nor talk with God to effectively rock this ancient growth.



similar whiskers: Jake Plummer, Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ

Drew Gooden -- Dallas Mavricks

classification: surreal

Like all truly great pieces of art, this beard is open to interpretation.

similar whiskers: Scot Pollard, this guy, Leia beard

Pau Gasol -- Los Angeles Lakers

classification: drifter
This scraggly look is just passing through, but it wouldn't mind making a couple of bucks on the way.

similar whiskers: Lyle Alzado, Big Ben, Joaquin Phoenix