Diego Maradona: Brazil National Team

classification: the most interesting beard in the world

A beard for when those tight jeans and art degree just isn't cutting it.

similar whiskers: Kurt Warner, Brett Favre, Sean Connery

Jayson Werth: Washington Nationals

Classification: Knight Of The Round Table
Similar Whiskers: Errol Flynn, Monty Python, Brian Wilson, Alexi Lalas

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.

Brett Keisel: Pittsburgh Steelers

classification: Nordic
Similar whiskers: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Homeless Ron Burgundy, Hagar The Terrible, Ragnar

This beard carries a club and plunders new land.

Ronnie Cedeno--Pittsburgh Pirates

classification: no-stache

Sometimes you just gotta fake it.

similar whiskers: Bobby Valentine, Arturo Mendes, Mike Mussina, this person

Bobbie Williams--Cincinnati Bengals

classification: playoff beard
similar whiskers: Canada, Al Gore,Z

For those who actually grow out their loyalty.