Such a mustache requires a lot of limes to fight off scurvy.
similar whiskers: Rollie Fingers,Mona Lisa,Jack Sparrow
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Clay Zavada--Arizona Diamondbacks
classification: pirate
Such a mustache requires a lot of limes to fight off scurvy.
similar whiskers: Rollie Fingers,Mona Lisa,Jack Sparrow
Such a mustache requires a lot of limes to fight off scurvy.
similar whiskers: Rollie Fingers,Mona Lisa,Jack Sparrow
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Johnny Damon -- New York Yankees
classification: caveman
Is his face being swallowed by his beard? I don't know. Because I'm just a caveman---that's how I think.
similar whiskers: Kimbo Slice, Gimli, Mike Commadore
Is his face being swallowed by his beard? I don't know. Because I'm just a caveman---that's how I think.
similar whiskers: Kimbo Slice, Gimli, Mike Commadore
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Greg Oden -- Portland Trailblazers
classification: Abe
This beard may not look it, but it's capable of great, great things.
similar whiskers: Bill Walton, Big Papi, Reggie Evans.
This beard may not look it, but it's capable of great, great things.
similar whiskers: Bill Walton, Big Papi, Reggie Evans.
Baron Davis -- Los Angeles Clippers
classification: Butler
While still commanding respect and courtesy, this beard seems to want to hang up your coat and fix everyone some tea. Nicely trimmed, yet large & thorough, the whole look has a certain sense of professionalism about it.
Similar whiskers: Willie Wilson, Billy Mays, Common
While still commanding respect and courtesy, this beard seems to want to hang up your coat and fix everyone some tea. Nicely trimmed, yet large & thorough, the whole look has a certain sense of professionalism about it.
Similar whiskers: Willie Wilson, Billy Mays, Common
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Eddie Murray -- Baltimore Orioles
classification: Soul Brother
This jive turkey looks like Opera with a mean pair of chops, ya dig?
similar whiskers: Ozzie Smith, Clyde Frazier, and General Mutton Burnsides.
This jive turkey looks like Opera with a mean pair of chops, ya dig?
similar whiskers: Ozzie Smith, Clyde Frazier, and General Mutton Burnsides.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Ricky Williams -- Miami Dolphins
classification: Gold Miner
Ricky's body wants to play football, but Ricky's beard wants to meditate and explore Zen Buddhism.
similar whiskers: Franco Harris, Larry Johnson. Lisa Simpson (with the bees)
Monday, July 6, 2009
Brian Tallet -- Toronto Blue Jays
Classification: Cab Driver
Hangs around airports and tourist spots; a mustache that knows its way around the city.
similar whiskers: Rich Braham, Ken Oberkfell
Hangs around airports and tourist spots; a mustache that knows its way around the city.
similar whiskers: Rich Braham, Ken Oberkfell
Joel Pineiro -- St. Louis Cardinals
Classification: Gaucho
Joel was asked to keep his horse outside of Great American Ballpark during the game and all local banks were put on notice until he rode out of town Sunday night.
similar whiskers: Adam Morrison, Orlando Cabrera, Gomez Addams
Joel was asked to keep his horse outside of Great American Ballpark during the game and all local banks were put on notice until he rode out of town Sunday night.
similar whiskers: Adam Morrison, Orlando Cabrera, Gomez Addams
Ryan Franklin -- St. Louis Cardinals
Classification: Mountain Goat
One could scrub cast-iron pots & pads with this brillo-padded beard
similar whiskers: Jeff Bagwell, Geoff Jenkins, Brian Skinner
One could scrub cast-iron pots & pads with this brillo-padded beard
similar whiskers: Jeff Bagwell, Geoff Jenkins, Brian Skinner
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