Rob Ryan--Oakland Raiders

Classification: Santa Beard

Dammit! Santa really is a Raiders fan. Figures.

Similar Whiskers: Obi-Wan, Ernest Hemingway, Sporty Santa, Spider

Joe Flacco--Baltimore Ravens

Classification: unibrow
similar whiskers: Bernard Gilkey, Wally Moon, her, Groundskeeper Willy
This quarterback has the arm of a cannon and the eyebrow of a cyclops.

Brendan Ryan--St. Louis Cardinals

classification: circus strong-man stache

similar whiskers: Bill "The Butcher Cutting, Evander Holyfield, Rollie Fingers

Rickey Henderson -- New York Yankees

classification: teen stache

similar whiskers: John Candalaria, Che Guevara, Ron Artest, Orlando Bloom

Lanny McDonald--Calgary Flames

classification: brush fire

similar whiskers: Carney Lansford, Cornel West, Goose Gossage

Bill Lee -- Montreal Expos

classification: biblical

Thou need not herd sheep nor talk with God to effectively rock this ancient growth.



similar whiskers: Jake Plummer, Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ

Drew Gooden -- Dallas Mavricks

classification: surreal

Like all truly great pieces of art, this beard is open to interpretation.

similar whiskers: Scot Pollard, this guy, Leia beard

Pau Gasol -- Los Angeles Lakers

classification: drifter
This scraggly look is just passing through, but it wouldn't mind making a couple of bucks on the way.

similar whiskers: Lyle Alzado, Big Ben, Joaquin Phoenix

Clay Zavada--Arizona Diamondbacks

classification: pirate

Such a mustache requires a lot of limes to fight off scurvy.

similar whiskers: Rollie Fingers,Mona Lisa,Jack Sparrow

Johnny Damon -- New York Yankees

classification: caveman

Is his face being swallowed by his beard? I don't know. Because I'm just a caveman---that's how I think.

similar whiskers: Kimbo Slice, Gimli, Mike Commadore

Greg Oden -- Portland Trailblazers

classification: Abe

This beard may not look it, but it's capable of great, great things.

similar whiskers: Bill Walton, Big Papi, Reggie Evans.

Baron Davis -- Los Angeles Clippers

classification: Butler





While still commanding respect and courtesy, this beard seems to want to hang up your coat and fix everyone some tea. Nicely trimmed, yet large & thorough, the whole look has a certain sense of professionalism about it.

Similar whiskers: Willie Wilson, Billy Mays, Common

Eddie Murray -- Baltimore Orioles

classification: Soul Brother



This jive turkey looks like Opera with a mean pair of chops, ya dig?

similar whiskers: Ozzie Smith, Clyde Frazier, and General Mutton Burnsides.

Ricky Williams -- Miami Dolphins

classification: Gold Miner

Ricky's body wants to play football, but Ricky's beard wants to meditate and explore Zen Buddhism.

similar whiskers: Franco Harris, Larry Johnson. Lisa Simpson (with the bees)

Brian Tallet -- Toronto Blue Jays

Classification: Cab Driver

Hangs around airports and tourist spots; a mustache that knows its way around the city.

similar whiskers: Rich Braham, Ken Oberkfell

Joel Pineiro -- St. Louis Cardinals

Classification: Gaucho

Joel was asked to keep his horse outside of Great American Ballpark during the game and all local banks were put on notice until he rode out of town Sunday night.

similar whiskers: Adam Morrison, Orlando Cabrera, Gomez Addams

Ryan Franklin -- St. Louis Cardinals

Classification: Mountain Goat

One could scrub cast-iron pots & pads with this brillo-padded beard

similar whiskers: Jeff Bagwell, Geoff Jenkins, Brian Skinner